The Bachelorette

I don't think it's a secret that I have a little obsession as of late with all things Bachelor/Bachelorette. It's funny because before we moved here four years ago, I had given up 'The Bachelor'. After that snotty Jen Scheft chick didn't pick any of the guys, I decided it was a snooze fest and wasn't worth my time.

Is it worth my time now? Um, I'm gonna say um... probably not.

But I like it.

And there's nothing else on tv right now.

But who am I kidding? I'd watch it along with all my other shows.

And did I mention that I like it?



So here we go...


REID:
Ya know, I didn't care for Reid all that much in the beginning. Sometimes his hair is super fluffy. But there's just something about those glasses he graces us with now and then. He looks smart and I'm starting to like him... (ya know... for Jillian)

Kypton:

He kisses in a really bizarre way. I almost want to look away, but then I decide not to. I liked the kitchen scene. What woman doesn't want a reverse embrace while fixing dinner? And a kiss on the neck? Awesome. (Note to John). I'm rooting for Kypton right now. But his name is super and I mean SUPER annoying.

Jake:

I really like Jake. Jake's good people. And he seems really squeaky clean and perfect. And I must admit that he might be too perfect just like Jillian pegged him to be. And he has a really cornball way of talking. I get a little embarrassed for him.

But I like him.

Creepy-foot-fetish-guy-who-tried-to-out-Wes-the-cheater:

What's his name again? I can't remember. And I'm too lazy to look it up. I was happy there was no hot and bothered foot talk last night. I kind of get the heebie geebies when that happens. Can you imagine the pressure to keep your feet clean, callous-free and in well-manicured condition if you were married to a foot fetish perv? No thanks.
My favorite part was when foot fetish kept telling Juan to stop looking at him. That was really funny. Good TV!

Oh, and I'm so glad Juan is gone. He was a bit too effeminate and weasel-y (is that a word?) for me.



Wes:

I want to scream every time I see Wes. I want him gone in a really bad way. Especially every time he sings that really annoying song, "They say loooooove don't come eaaaaaaaaaaas-say ya yay" I want to throw something at the tv when he does that. And didn't he look totally guilty last night? Um, yes. Yes, he did.

That's my assessment for this week. What's yours?