WARNING! THIS POST IS NOT FOR BAMBI LOVERS!!!!!

Have you ever seen someone skin a deer? It's pretty disgusting. I feel like the smell is on me even though I hardly even came close to it. I have a VERY outdoorsy husband. His dream job would be taking people hunting and fishing and showing people private land to hunt on. I think he could be a mountain man, live all alone and rub sticks together to make fire and be perfectly content and happy.

Funny story: I told Levi that Daddy was back home from hunting and we got to talking about deer meat. He didn't seem to think that animals were made out of meat. I said that cows were also made out of meat. He said, "No they're not! They're made out of milk and penises." When I stopped laughing hysterically I asked him why he thought that and he said, "Cows have lots of penises that milk comes out of." I told him that those are called udders and that only girl cows make milk. He still thinks they're penises. Sigh. (I was researching how to spell cow udders because I wasn't sure if it was two d's or two t's and I found this fabulous recipe. You all should try it.) Speaking of recipes, I now have to cook with venison. If any of you have any recipes that makes it so it doesn't taste like there's venison in it at all, then that would be great.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAIN GRAPHIC IMAGES NOT SUITABLE FOR PETA MEMBERS, BAMBI LOVERS, AND ANYONE WHO FEELS REALLY BADLY FOR DEAD ANIMALS. JUST REMEMBER THAT BAMBI IS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW

The proud hunter with his kill.

Venison anyone?

I think he's smiling because he knows he's going on my blog

I don't have anything to say about this. It's disturbing.

A CLOSEUP OF WHAT I'LL HAVE A NIGHTMARE ABOUT TONIGHT