Jake The Flying Bachelor Episode 3

First of all, I must apologize for the VERY late recap! I'm so so sorry! I started a recap this morning and lost my post in blogger when my computer became very infected with a virus. It had infected EVERYTHING and I wasn't able to be on my computer at ALL. Thank goodness for my amazing brother, Clark, who knows everything there is to know about computers and fixed my computer remotely. I owe ya, Clark. You saved my life (and my fans life too! I'm sure they've been on the edge of their seats just WAITING for my update. Right fans?).

Also, I'd like to thank my hilarious friend, Jen, for this super cute Bachelor notepad she made especially for moi. Thank goodness for friends who know just what I need. It came in handy on last night's episode. There was plenty of drama to write about.


I'll do last night's recap by summarizing with a few thoughts:

Vienna has super crazy eyes. They're big, they cross, they're intense and they're super eerie. It seems like her crazy eyes alone would be a deal breaker for Jake. When Vienna came back from her date and started going on and on.... and ON about it, I think we all wanted to slap her. Oh, and Jake was a total wuss with the bungee jumping he and Vienna did on their date. Yucky. Be a MAN, Jake!


Michelle was super psycho and crazed last night.

I'm sooo dissapointed that Jake got rid of her because she makes some really fascinating TV. Of course, she's a total lunatic so she definitely needed to go. And don't you find it strange that she can be so spot on with fashion, cute clothing, good makeup and hair and yet be so entirely deranged? Poor Michelle. I don't know how she'll ever find a husband now with her loony history.
Also, I think it's so funny that Michelle said to the cameras, "I had no clue. It came out of no where" when she was referring to Jake letting her go home. I mean, she had just TOLD him she wanted to leave (because of course she wanted him to beg her to stay). She's a total PSYCHO!!!!
For the record, Jake won back the wuss point he lost when he got rid of Michelle the way he did. That took guts. Didn't you feel all weird and awkward when Michelle forced herself on him for a kiss? Ew. VERY Uncomfortable.

Ella...



Ella is so charming and classy. I thought it was sweet when they brought her son out. Jake definitely won some points for being so cute with her. It's really too bad that Ella had a zit the size of Uranus on her face. It was large and red and it looked like she'd been picking at it. We've all been there. Like the time I had a zit the size of a quarter (and this is not an exaggeration) in the middle of my forehead. It was during my dating years with John and I thought I might die because of it. And no, it never came to a head, but it looked like I had a third head or eye from my side profile.
Oh wait, this isn't about me.
I like Ella. 'Nuff said.

Elizabeth...



Stupid STUPID girl. She played the tease card too much and it got her sent home. Can you believe she was telling all the girls in the house that Jake was mad at her because she wouldn't kiss him? Talk about turning the story around. She lacks good listening skills. It's obvious that Jake is in this for the long run when he doesn't keep the tease/game player on because she makes things 'fun'. That little note she wrote from the beginning really got her into trouble.
I like Jake's line that she was 'dangling a carrot' in front of him. Spot on, Jake! You win points tonight!
Off subject, but SO important:
What was the Utah joke that Elizabeth told? They bleeped out too much and now I'm just curious what it even meant. Did any of you catch it? Was it some stupid polygamy joke? Seriously, people, is that all you got to tease us Mo's? Something that was abolished over 100 years ago? Think of something else more clever please.

Ali...


Ali is still BY FAR the front runner for me. I can't even think of someone that comes close. She stands up for herself and tells other people (like crazy-eyed Vienna and psycho hose beast Michelle) what she thinks of them to their FACE instead of being catty behind their backs. I just really REALLY like her.
But...
What is up with her hair??!!! Sometimes it looks decent, but most of the time it looks like she just woke up. Please tell me I'm not alone in this thought. And please tell me she won't be like 'Molly' (from the Jason season. Do I really need to remind everyone?) was. Remember Molly's atrocious hair? Horrid. It's a good thing Ali's dress at the rose ceremony was so cute. It made up for her bad hair during the group date. Sort of.

The biggest dissapointment of the night? When they didn't play 'On the Wings of Love'. I was so looking forward to laughing my brains out. Too bad.

The drama continues for next week. Ali and Vienna on a road trip. I can't wait for the face to face cat fight!